Archive for October, 2014

The hatelist updates

Friday, October 31st, 2014

Historically the failing anime are classified at Ani-nouto into several groups, although the borders are somewhat fluid.

Rejects. These are series that I do not plan to touch ever again. The list is populated by both series that I watched and those that were rejected without a chance. Since this update wasn’t regular enough, I’ll reach to the last announced failure, Yowapeda.

Kyousogiga: Seen none. The DB entry is “Notamina LSD-fueled FLCL knockoff by Toei, poorly”. Was in queue since a very old e-mail by Kotaro-Robert Miyahara.

Wake Up Girls: Seen none. With all the attention that one was getting, it probably deserves an entry. DiGiKerot: “cynical”; adds a full review later. Evirus: struggles to acquit. Omo: posts a summary. NovaJinx. It basically comes down to this: do I want to give Yamakan a chance to pollute my resting mind with his filth? I don’t think so.

Maji de Watashi Koi ni Shinasai: Seen 0.7. This comes mostly from intriguing pictures in Chizumatic‘s top rotation and I thought to defy his thick hate laid onto the most interesting character. Alas the chara arrivals were handled so poorly that I dropped it.

Gasaraki: Seen none. Recommendation by HK Guncannon, apparently. Another EVA ripoff? Expired.

Space Dandy: Seen 3 and a couple more. No continuity and mostly total bullshit. From the seen parts, the Laika episode was okay, but overall the good parts do not overpower the bad parts (like in Nichijou).

Tokyo ESP: Evirus says it’s a Ga-Rei Zero pre-dux (not sure if metaphorically, but whatever).

One-Outs: Seen 5 at a con. Nasty.

Suzuka: Seen 1. Was announced, actually. Terrible writing and characterization right off the bat.

Mangaka-san to Assistant-san: Seen 0.2. Crude.

Aldnoah.Zero: Seen none. Evirus made it sound intriguing, but everyone is killed, so fails the “Dead Girls” test.

Nisekoi: Seen none. DB entry is “scions of rival Yakuza gangs, pffffft”, but mostly dropped because it’s open-ended. I know that manga is insanely popular for whatever reason.

Himegoto: Seen unknown. Not much at any rate. DB entry is “them.con junk in 4-minute format”.

Rail Wars: All the bloggers say it was dire. All of them.

Girl Friend BETA: Seen 1! Meant to give it a chance, but fortunately it has good in-season competition, so this cute boredom can go die. If you love Sphere, watch Natsuiro Kiseki instead.

Orenchi no Furo Jijou: Seen 1. Not funny.

Inou Battle: Seen none. Blogging exposes it as having thematic concerns and being very pedophillic, so pass.

Nou-Rin: A slice by Jason made it sound perversedly attractive, but Hikago said on IRC that “nou-rin somehow managed to keep getting worse” and “i thought it wouldn’t be possible after episode 4”, so I have better things to watch.

Arpeggio: SDB wrote “This was excellent story telling from start to finish”, although later it became less excellent. I watched literally 10 seconds before I understood that it’s not for me. Shipgirls are just too much. And if I wanted 3D, I’d be watching Star Wars: Rebel Something.

Delayed. These are series that failed to keep my interest in the run. They have a chance, if I have a bad gap in available material. It is not unheard for them to get re-instated, although mostly for reason of blogging or other. Latest announcement was GaruPan.

Hanbun no Tsuki ga Noboru Sora: Seen something like 2. Its recommendation stretches all the way back to Lawson in July 2006. I reinstated it as a part of the “terminal disease” run, but eh… It wasn’t working for vague reasons. Mostly because the chick was junk. I know how illness or injury damage personality, but I suspect that one was like that from the beginning.

Chuunibyou REN: Seen 8, and it had a start announcement, but oh well.

Log Horizon: Seen 11 – not a bad run! The characters are far superior to its more popular competitor, SAO. But I felt like it was getting into Naruto style drag, so I used the peasant king as an excuse to drop.

Date A Live: Seen 2 and posted a mention. However, it’s the same problem as Ai yori Aoshi, where I love the first 2 episodes (and rewatch them often), but the rest is meh. As soon as I figured that Princess was merely the initial hook, I dropped it.

Kotoura-san: Seen 8, posted an opener, but dropped when Kotoura glanced into the mind of a serial killer and broke down (haha spoilers). It was an okay series, but not worth continuing.

Wagaya no Oinari-sama: Seen 1. As pedestrian setup as they come.

Hitsugi no Chaika: Seen 3. Hated the dude for war-liking, ambivalent about the rest, the quest was very dubious, so whatever. The broadcast is still not over and unknown if ends.

Sailor Moon Crystal: Seen 3 (01). I just have one question: was the original this bad too?

Hanayamata: Seen 3: rombic eyes. If you commission an anime to save your flagging business, better make it good. Otherwise you spend a lot of money and it rescues nothing.

Invaders of Rokujouma: Seen 4. Frankly, not excellent as far as “XXX-sou” comedies go. I dropped Sakura-sou even faster, however.

Kinmoza: Seen 1. It was too much (of the fake England mostly).

Tamayura – More Aggressive: Seen 1. If Mushishi weren’t the most boring anime ever, this one would be it. Together with GF(K). It’s a terrible thing to think, but I suspect Nova was only giving it good marks for the film photography gimmik.

Denki-Gai no Honya-san: Seen 4. Needs a good hate post, but in summary it’s like Working/Wagnaria, where everyone is defective. Not even Sensei escapes in the end, I suspect. I knew it was time to quit when they circled back to the G-woman in 04.

Stragglers. There is not such category, but some series linger on the Running list for years. So yeah, ostensibly I’m still watching, but…

Shikabane Hime Aka: Seen 2.5. Evirus tagged it for Fully Awesome, but I dunno… It didn’t seem that. Cool fights? Watch J2. I’m not dropping it for easy availability on Funimation’s YouTube.

The Third is the obituary for Netflix’s DVD delivery business. They refuse to send me the next volume and I refuse to do anything about it. The anime offers a certain middle-of-the-roard action/romance flick from the 90s. Remember Excel Saga? That epoch or maybe a bit later.

Madoka Magica: Seen 1. I know I must watch another episode of it sooner or later, but I find a good excuse every day.

Isshuukan Friends: Seen 0.7. Kinda… too much. Very cute though.

Gundam Build Fighters Try: Seen 3. This is a very, very sad case of merchandaizing gone wrong. The original GBF was great, but this is wholly unnecessary. It’s the history that repeats itself twice, this time as a farce.

Yama no Susume resumes at Crunchyroll

Wednesday, October 29th, 2014

It looks like Crunchyroll have fixed up whatever hung-up they had clearing the rights to Yama no Susume S2 aka Encouragement of Climb S2 and it is available for streaming.

P.S. Anime of the season.

AmaBuri begins

Tuesday, October 28th, 2014

In retrospect, the accumulated baggage of the past did me no favours in this one, because the main question was if KyotoAni washes away the dull taste of Tamako Market. I haven’t seen Hyouka yet, but it, too, was called “the most boring anime in history”. Amagi Brilliant Park is nothing like those, because it is centered around a high-stakes conflict. It’s much easier to work with a dynamic, well understood premise like that. Not that GAINAX deserves any less praise for exploiting a world-ending conflict to bury the ghost of GAINAX ending… Remember this:

NIA: Now that the Humanity Annihilation System has been deactivated, the Anti-spirals will move themselves to a total war footing. Their fleet will arrive in this galaxy to exterminate the human race.
VIRAL: So, then, the fight isn’t over just yet.

It’s chills, guys. But I digress. AmaBuri‘s (initial) conflict is not quite as apocalyptic as one in Vandread and Gurren-Lagann, although its premise assumes that a bunch of fairies will die if the mission to save the park fails. I’m not exactly sure why they can’t repatriate into their origin worlds, but whatever. It is what it is. We fight for the bright future of the worthless talking alligator!

P.S. Nobar has no taste. So I credit Tappan with making me watch (“As a military fairy her talents are far more useful in a real emergency than in everyday life”, he says). SDB, meanwhile, complained that “Amagi feels forced”. Puleeeeze. Just wait until I explain why I dropped Twintails.

P.P.S. Apropos the names, I caught the Queen Latifa on my own, thanks to watching a musical film “Chicago” with my wife. I have no idea who the rest are.

Ayumu Kasuga is credited in Twintail ni Narimasu

Friday, October 24th, 2014

I’m not joking: it’s even spelled 春日歩. There’s a blog. I wish it were possible to know the history of this. Most likely it’s someone’s pen name.

Funimation Strikes Back

Sunday, October 19th, 2014

After years of being content with licensing (mostly) rubbish, FUNi chose to strike on the streaming front this year. I know at least of 3 shows that they put up at Hulu: Daitoshokan no Hitsujikai, Madan no Ou to Vanadis, Ore, Twintail ni Narimasu. The latter two were announced at Crunchyroll, but so far there were no videos posted, and these series are in a real danger of going the route of Yama no Susume, for which Crunchy only showed 1 episode.

This fearsome power of the incumbent would not be such a bad if thing if Hulu weren’t so badly ran. Ads cannot be paused and there are too many of them. In fact they allocated so many ad slots that ads repeat a lot. I have to mention their player is not a crash city anymore, but it’s a small consolation.

Back in the day FUNi streamed at Youtube, but unfortunately they decided to strike a pact with the devil to my detriment.

UPDATE: Chris Beveridge explains: “CR never had North American rights. Only other international.” Well, revv up those proxies, kids.

UPDATE: Did you know that FUNi streamed Barakamon at YouTube? I did not!

Sudden alarm about YuYuYu

Friday, October 17th, 2014

Twitter killed animeblogging and delivered us this:

Kurogane: “I’m sure all these Madoka similarities I’m seeing in #yuyuyu is just my own hyperactive imagination.”

Mike (of Anime Diet): “At least this one was relatively competent. Looking at you #wixoss…#yukiyuna may be to Madoka that Rahxephon was to Eva”

What can I say… RahXephon was rather good, unlike Anno’s overhyped hallucination. Still, Madoka. That doesn’t sound enticing.

Bloggers on 2014 Autumn

Wednesday, October 15th, 2014

The season opening summaries start to pop up. Jason Miao’s Thin Slicing feels like he’s tired of the gig. But it’s still there, like clockwork or J.P.’s end-of-year poop post.

Peter S. stepped up his game. He posted a comprehensive and informative series of 6 sections (exh.1, exh.2, exh.3, exh.4, exh.5, exh.6). As usual, you do not need to agree, but read what he saw in each entry.

Yuuki Yuuna wa Yuusha de Aru did it not air yet, apparently. {Update: Uh-oh, shaftist.}

The End of Barcode Kanojo

Tuesday, October 14th, 2014

The following announcement was posted at the official webpage (which is certain to disappear soon too, so there’s no need to link it) — English language version:

[Important] Service Closing Announcement

We would like to deeply thank you all for continuing to use Barcode Kanojo
Regretably, the decision has been made to close all services of Barcode Kanojo on November 30th, Sunday 23:59 JST (14:59 UTC).

We would like to especially thank all of the longtime users who have truly enjoyed Barcode Kanojo, and on behalf of the development and management teams we offer our sincere apologies about the closing of our service.

Here’s what the end of ownership is like. Make no mistake, iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls, Kantai Collection, and Love Live School Idol Festival are all in the same boat.

I knew it was a lie when you said that, Penny.

UPDATE: Omo gloats on Twitter about the proper console-based iM@S being immortal when compared to that flash-in-the-pan Cinderella Girls thing.

Regarding Cinderella Girls, I’m very concerned that the anime is going to become its undoing. It’s too expensive, too extravagant. Inevitably, the interest is going to peak and decline in the year 2015. But once it starts declining, Namco is not going to wait to find out if it plateaus. The astute managers, artists, and even programmers are going to move onto new projects, the flow of the content is going to abate, new players will stop joining and the whole thing will crash like a house of cards. Note that the grind in CG is based on leveling and once you level out, there’s nowhere else to go. Even bonuses in the events ultimately help you level. So, yeah. Let’s enjoy the 2015 while we can.

Girl Friend BETA 01

Sunday, October 12th, 2014

The Girlfriend (Kari) was on my season’s list, but not very high, and I would not get to it so soon if I did not feel rebelous about animeblogging authority. Results are somewhat unclear… The 01 is far from hitting it out of the park. However, it was watcheable, with a few caveats.

The biggest surprise is, nobody is anybody’s girlfriend, and not likely to be. In fact, boys are completely erased. Sure, they are present in the background, but they do not act, ever. The official title is “Girl Friend”, not “Girlfriend”.

The overall style of the episode is basically an inferior reprint of GochiUsa, with the saccharine relations between girls providing the content. I suppose it’s not the worst kind of anime out there.

Oh and BTW. The uniforms use the 3-color code not only on the heck ornaments, but at blazers and skirts as well. It looks like an expensive school.

UPDATE: A shocker at RABUJOI:

I actually like how Chloe’s seiyu tries to replicate someone for which Japanese is not their first language […]

And I think it’s the worst. It sounds nothing like the real foreigners in Japan. It’s ridiculous. But hey, opinions. SDB hates gymnastics, apparently. And the episode was yuritastic: choose love and hate as you will.

UPDATE: Bloggers reported that the seiyuus for the series belong to the group “Sphere”, which went into the hype cycle briefly when Natsuiro Kiseki aired, but fell back into obscurity promptly thereafter. I cannot even muster the interest to investigate.

Nigorimasen resets

Friday, October 10th, 2014

A couple of days ago Calaggie suffered a loss of blog contents. It happens from time to time, most notably on my blogroll Omo-no-mono and H.C.Staff went through resets. I used to rage about that heavily. It’s one thing to have someone steal your cookie at a WiFi, or even a password — it can happen to anyone. Another thing is to have no backups. The lackadastical approach in such case is an affront to anyone who links to you. But eventually I realized that having expectations of dilligence presumes that Anime Blogging Is Serious Business and not just a shitty hobby that gets no respect. The Ani-Nouto answer to this realization is to increase the quote size. Then the good content is getting saved at least somewhat. I wish I applied that to Tom when linking him.