Archive for May, 2018

Uma Musume 01

Monday, May 28th, 2018

Remember how bloggers said that we had cute Producer and cool Producer, and we needed a passion Producer? We have one now, albeit in a wrong show and called "Trainer".

When Trainer was checking Special Week’s thigh muscles, he should’ve also checked her heart and lungs. A missed opportunity!

Silence Suzuka is the only good part of this horseshit. I would brush her mane like Tycho did Felicia Day.

P.S. I suppose I had expecations set incorrectly by sources such as Whomp and online whiners, some of which even promised slavery. Instead, it’s merely a world creation that wasn’t thought through, a bland sports story and unnecessary idols thrown in. Just to add insult to the injury, production values are high.