Oh Evirus, you card, I laughed today:

I remember Sharon Apple being cold, distant, and artificial. (Well, yeah.)

Good one!

Also:

Ranka’s popularity? Bah. I blame hippie moe politics. Final tally: Sheryl > Clan Clang > Clan Clang > Grace > Nanase > Ranka. And I’m not just saying that because of Sheryl’s ridiculous outfits. Or her moon boobs.

I see why he's done here: Capt. Clang is mentioned twice because of micronization... But which is which?