The impossible task of 2014 Spring

Looking at a picture table by "Zana at Neregate", the season is impossible to sample. Even discarding what bloggers already vetoed (like M3), we still have fully 27 series left.

GochiUsaMega CGDCT with Rize. Must Watch.[..] a big endorse [] and it probably doesn’t deserve it
Puchimas!! (S2)Will Watch in a batch later.
Isshuukan FriendsI liked ef and Kanon, but this could be Too Soon.
Mangaka & Assistantcomedy
Bokura wa Minna KawaisouThis obviously cannot be another Mahoraba, but the Kawai-Sou pun gives it a point.
Pretty Rhythm All Stars SelectionCapture them young; Chinese?
Soredemo Sekai wa UtsukushiiStudio Pierrot, some kinda hippie love tragedy? Gets good reviews from the nastybloggers.
Love Live S2DiGi liked it, what else do you want? Thematic concerns though...
Broken Blademecha redux mecha
Hitsugi no Chaika Hey, Zvezda wasn't badScrapped Princess the anime remixed, right?
Lady Jewelpet toys for girls, let's broaden horizons
Ping PongNot rotoscoped; CKS head over heels for it.Best anime this season. Problem is Ping Pong doesn’t excite me.
Kanojo ga Flag o Oraretara hoping for a decent harem
Escha & LogiGaming anime, hoping for Campanella II.
Seikoku no DragonarDragon girl, LN based
MahoukaBloggers say it's heavy siscon, but they may be wrong.
Inugami & NekoyamaHeavy thematic concerns, but perhaps Yuyushiki II.
Date A Live II Supernatural Dystopia? Huh.
Mekkaku City Actors HikkiNEET; probably Will Not Watch, but surprise me.
Majin BoneMain attraction is the lead role by KENN (Druaga). Toei. Probably junk, but warrants a quick look.
Ryuugajou Nanana no MaizoukinBetter be better than Muromi-san.This is like Zvezda, a lot. Too uncanny.
Mahou Shoujo TaisenSome kind of 3D experiment by GAINAX
Sidonia no Kishi Controversial 3D
Gokukoku no Brynhildrmagic with possibly aliens and tragic pastI just know it’s really rewarding LOL.
Kenzen Robo Daimidaler seems junk, but Hi-ERo particles and Penguins
Fairy Tail New SeriesBut the old series petered out so badly...
Blade and SoulGonzo; Veto, Will Never Watch.

Most likely I'll just watch GochiUsa, but man. This is too much.

UPDATE: Omo commented on the list. I shamelessly stole from him and added to the table. I also think we ought to enjoy GochiUsa shamelessly.

Also LOL nobody liles WIXLOSS. Accell World was 10 times better.